I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
A+ Viking dick
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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