Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
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so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
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MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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