hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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