Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
it was like eating out sand paper
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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