Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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