If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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