okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
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But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
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