Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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