My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
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I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize