Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
There r osticjed everywhere
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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