I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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