I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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