Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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