I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he puts the penis in happiness.
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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