Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
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well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
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Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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