Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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