I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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