what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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