Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
