I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
