you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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