shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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