So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
