And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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