People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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