Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
