i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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