i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
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