It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
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"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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