That's intense
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
