ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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