try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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