Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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