Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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