after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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