i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Can Purell be used as lube?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
God I need to hump something, right now.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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