been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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