Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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