Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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