Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
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