Sry I called you an 8
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
