I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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