I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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