it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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