if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
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I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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