so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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