Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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