I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
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Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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