i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Randomize
