This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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