well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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