My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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