Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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