this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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