I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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